Motocarota
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Chapter 5 - BBEG
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 3 - A new found power
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* "Look, I'm pretty sure that druids cannot use metal stuff"
* "naah, those are the vegans!"
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* Disable traps? Summon monster I
* Sleight of hand? Charme
* Bluff? Minor Illusion
* Stealth? Invisibility
* Hide? Rope trick
* Sneak attack? Fireball
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LF1M DPS last spot, good and geared group, fast clear, 5.5k gearscore min, must have achievement 10/10h, know your place, no noobs, no idiots, no hunters
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Chapter 2 - Dragonslayer
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All good things come to an end, eventually
...and so the first chapter of AOQTD, too!
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* eye poke!
* shocking grasp!!
* shocking poke!!!
* eye grasp!!!!
* shocking eye!!!!!
* eye-poking-shock... --ok enough, it's not funny anymore
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IT'S PVP TIME!!!
Bring popcorn!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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This is the exact point where the shit hits the fan!
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I love the way both miss their own target on panel three :>
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CROC is by far the ugliest princess in distress I've ever had to rescue!
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AoE spells always do more harm than good to sublimate the hatred and envy of the caster classes against all the other melee peons.
Also they are designed in such a way in order to give the caster a plausible deniability.
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You basically have zero chance to receive a buff from a wizard.
After all there's a reason if I haven't rolled a cleric, right?
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This is plain reverse psychology applied
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Yeah, I've literally written "BIG BATTLE NOISE" because I'm a lazy fuck. sue me for that.
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Never trust when people say they met god. I've never met them.
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Life is easier if you ignore all the complex things!
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blah blah blah blah blah blablah? blah blablablah blah blah blah blah blah blablah blah blah blablah blah
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As you can see those filthy kobolds are gifted with the special qualities like:
- Bull's intelligence
- Owl's strenght
- Hare's courage
- Halitosys
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Why he hasn't kicked the giant, tho?
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* "this place is your immagination"
* "but it's all empty, sterile and cold!!"
* "...and that's why you suck"
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When the billboard says "free gold" there's almost always a trap. almost.
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This way you don't even have to chew it.
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That's how 89 damage looks like inflicted upon a critter
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Motocarota announced today that page #11 has been published in the aoqtd site! This is his comment on a press release totally made up in his own head.
"I'm really amazed by the incredible level the comic has reached"
said the "author".
"Today
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Please don't underestimate the risk of death by starvation and dehydration for unsupervisioned low-level characters.
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NAME: Stuart
CLASS: ????
LEVEL: ????
RACE: ????
ALIGNMENT: ????
STR: ???? DEX: ???? CON: ???? INT: ???? WIS: ???? CHA: ????
WEAPONS: swords, shortbow, poison, garrote, dagger, light crossbow, ...
DISTINCTIVE SIGN: he doesn't allow other players to peek into his character sheet
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NAME: CROC (all caps)
CLASS: Barbarian
LEVEL: 1
RACE: Orc
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good
STR: 20 DEX: 15 CON: 17 INT: 3 WIS: 10 CHA: 9
WEAPONS: Greatclub (just a big branch)
DISTINCTIVE SIGN: bad smell, no humour sense, angry
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NAME: Superdrow II
CLASS: Wizard
LEVEL: 1
RACE: Dark Elf (Drow)
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
STR: 8 DEX: 14 CON: 10 INT: 18 WIS: 12 CHA: 10
WEAPONS: Rapier, Sling
DISTINCTIVE SIGN: Hyperactive, Megalomaniac, Pyromaniac
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As level one warrior you have all weapon competences, all armors, a shit-ton of health points and a feat, my dear, as level one mage you have a single magic missile.
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Exciting fights, epic monsters, drama a grandiose finale... you can find all of this in another webcomic!
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If you snob kobolds as target of your mission, just keep in mind those adventurer who started their careers with rats
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What's inside the box?
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Classic... Once the character sheets are ready, it's time to leave already.
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Nothing screams "barbarian" more than an intelligence score of 3